to put it simply my mum has really big tits, not nice big though and she keeps putting her bras on my pile of clothes, MY TITS ARE LIKE A B HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU MIX OUR BRAS UP?!

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Pretty sure my mums trying to make me OD on panadol, I’ve had 4 since 8am and my shoulder still hurts

My mum has no sympathy for me

sigh yeah washing your hair one handed? not easy

shooting pain in my shoulder is not nice

my brothers taking me to Jeff Dunham in August oh my fucking god is this real? my precious angel

actingoncamera:

im literally in love with moose from step up 2 and 3 hes so cUTE IM DONE　

exams start next week, and im sitting here reading fics

sigh i just googled english slang and realised i know most of the words and i use these words daily

alexgasbarf:

ireland is now my favourite country 

dysenterygay:

my only moods are really angry or i wANT NIALL TO kISS ME